What Girls (And Guys) Do When No One’s Watching!

Know a girl (or guy) who does all the above? Show her this video!

Other notorious acts (non-exhaustive list) include:

  • Taking a dump with the toilet door open.
  • Farting randomly and smelling it.
  • Eating like a slob with her leg up on the chair.
  • Flicking her boogies away after digging her nose.
  • Singing to herself.
  • Talking to herself in the mirror.
  • Talking to her stuffed toys.
  • Asking her pet dog or cat questions that Einstein can’t even answer.
  • Stare at her Facebook newsfeed, scrolling up and down.
  • Trying to take selfies 372 times before getting 1 correct.
  • Pushing her boobs up in front the mirror.
  • Etc.

P.S. Girls are just humans too. Stop treating them like goddesses on altars for worship!

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